Only A Few Things Are Really Important.

If There's One Thing I Know, It's Men. I Ought To. It's Been My Life's Work.

To Know That One Has Never Really Tried - That Is The Only Death

There Are Very Few Persons Who Would Think Of Inquiring Into The Private Life Of The Newspaper Dealer At The Corner, Or The Druggist, Or The Doctor, Or Even A Mah Jong Partner, But The Moment One Belongs To The Theatrical Profession, The Public Usually Feels Cheated Unless It Knows One's Inmost Thoughts Of Love.

There Is A Vast Difference Between Success At Twenty-five And Success At Sixty. At Sixty, Nobody Envies You. Instead, Everybody Rejoices Generously, Sincerely, In Your Good Fortune.

I'm Too Homely For A Prima Donna And Too Ugly For A Soubrette.