One Year Of Love Is Better Than

I'm Very Emotional; I Think I May Go Mad In Several Years' Time.

I Dress To Kill, But Tastefully.

Money May Not Buy Happiness, But It Can Damn Well Give It!

You Can Be Anything You Want To Be, Just Turn Yourself Into Anything You Think That You Could Ever Be.

Rod Stewart, Elton John And I Were Going To Form A Band Called Hair, Nose & Teeth After The Three Of Us. But It Hasn't Happened Because None Of Us Can Agree On The Order Of The Words!