In Two Decades I've Lost A Total

Don't Worry About Who Doesn't Like You, Who Has More, Or Who's Doing What.

If I Raised My Hand To Wipe The Hair Out Of My Children's Eyes, They'd Flinch And Call Their Attorney.

It Is Difficult To Single Out One Sport Over Another, But If I Have To Name One In My Separation Suit, It Will Undoubtedly Be Football.

House Guests Should Be Regarded As Perishables: Leave Them Out Too Long And They Go Bad.

The Hippopotamus Is A Vegetarian And Looks Like A Wall. Lions Who Eat Only Red Meat Are Sleek And Slim. Are Nutritionists On The Wrong Track?