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A Cigarette Is A Roll Of Paper, Tobacco, And Drugs, With A Small Fire On One End And A Large Fool At The Other. Some Of Its Chief Benefits Are Cancer Of The Lips And Stomach, Softening Of The Brain, Funeral Procesions, And Families Shrouded In Gloom And Grief. Although A Great Many People Know This, They Still Smoke In Order To Appear Sophisticated.

Some Women Have The Best Husbands. Others Make The Best Of The Husbands They Have.

Love Is Friendship That Has Caught Fire . . .

If You Marry A Man Who Cheats On His Wife, You'll Be Married To A Man Who Cheats On His Wife.

Hanging Onto Resentment Is Letting Someone You Despise Live Rent-free In Your Head.