One Of The Virtues Of The Nhs...

Disco Dancing Is Just The Steady Thump Of A Giant Moron Knocking In An Endless Nail.

As Far As Talent Goes, Marilyn Monroe Was So Minimally Gifted As To Be Almost Unemployable, And Anyone Who Holds To The Opinion That She Was A Great Natural Comic Identifies Himself Immediately As A Dunce.

Generally It Is Our Failures That Civilize Us. Triumph Confirms Us In Our Habits.

I Saw The Film Pearl Harbour And It Made Me Wish That The Japanese Had Bombed Hollywood Instead!

The Key To Effective Teaching Is To Remember How You Learned.