One Of The Things I'm Really Good

If I Can Hit No. 1 On The 'new York Times' Best-seller List, I'm Thinking Of Having The Entire List Tattooed On My Body Somewhere. It Would Be Fabulous.

One Of The Things I'm Really Good At Is Procrastinating.

Don't Ever Get Old. With Each Year That Passes, The Old Viking Idea Of Jumping Off A Cliff To One's Death Looks Better And Better. The Only Thing To Hope For Is That You Get So Senile That You Think You're Twenty Years Old Again. That Would Be Fun To Relive.

People In Sweden Talk A Lot About The Weather - How Much We Hate It. But Finns Get More Depressed.

Crime Stories Are Our Version Of Sitting Round A Camp Fire And Telling Tales. We Enjoy Being Scared Under Safe Circumstances. That's Why There's No Tradition Of Crime Writing In Countries That Have Wars.