One Of The Reasons We're Here Is

They're Not Particular Whether You're Playing A Flat 5th Or A Ruptured 129th As Long As They Can Dance.

Thank You, Ladies And Gentlemen, For Your Magnificent Indifference.

Some Days You Get Up And Put The Horn To Your Chops And It Sounds Pretty Good And You Win. Some Days You Try And Nothing Works And The Horn Wins. This Goes On And On And Then You Die And The Horn Wins.

It's Taken Me All My Life To Learn What Not To Play.

Where There's No Mutual Respect, There's Trouble!