One Of The First Things You Ever

I Think You Should Be A Child For As Long As You Can. I Have Been Successful For 74 Years Being Able To Do That. Don't Rush Into Adulthood, It Isn't All That Much Fun.

Marriage And Fatherhood Heighten The Disillusion That We All Think We Are Born Handy. We Confidently Believe That We Can Fix Things Around The House, As If It's Part Of The Collective Brain That Was Further Enhanced By Eighth-grade Shop Class.

You Never Know When You'll Come Upon Something And It's Going To Be Fodder For New Material.

I Couldn't Play Off People That I Don't Personally Like.

I've Been Married Forty-five Years. I Think Laughter Is The Secret.