One Of The Big Things I Miss

I'm Like An Elephant, Ok? If I Walk Into A Room, It's Like, Ok, He's In There.

I Talk About Stuff Like My Blackberry, Lost, The Internet, Music, Etc. So I Guess That Leads To The "nerd" Moniker. But I Don't Get It That Much To Be Honest. I Guess Its Better Than Being Labeled A "racist" Comedian.

With Stand-up, It's More Interesting To Hear About People's Failures Than Their Successes.

The Four Sweetest Words In The English Language — 'you Wore Me Down.'

As I Always Have With Stand-up Or Anything, You Kind Of Draw On What You're Going Through In Your Life.