A Lot Of People My Age Think

We've Always Been Divided By Some Of These Big Political Issues. It's Fine. As Long As We Treat Each Other With Respect And Remember That Ultimately, We're All Americans, We'll Be Fine.

I Went To A Place Recently I Think Is One Of The Most F**ked Up Places I've Ever Been To. I'm Convinced This Place Is The Epitome Of American Excess, Of American Greed. I'm Talking About A Place Called Cold Stone Creamery. Whoa. If You Have Not Been There, The Basic Gist Of Cold Stone Is That They Take Ice Cream And Then They Just Go Ape Sh*t With It.

With Stand-up, It's More Interesting To Hear About People's Failures Than Their Successes.

As I Always Have With Stand-up Or Anything, You Kind Of Draw On What You're Going Through In Your Life.

I'm In A Situation With This Girl That's As Hopeless As Overthrowing The Bush Administration.