One Meal A Day Is Enough For

When You're An Orthodox Worrier, Some Days Are Worse Than Others.

If A Man Watches Three Football Games In A Row, He Should Be Declared Legally Dead.

My Second Favorite Household Chore Is Ironing. My First Being Hitting My Head On The Top Bunk Bed Until I Faint.

I Originate From A Family Where Sauce Is Viewed As A Refreshment.

Laugh Now, Cry Later.