Once You Wrestke Rikki Atakki, An Hour

If You're Poor And You Do Something Stupid, You're Nuts. If You're Rich And Do Something Stupid, You're Eccentric.

Hawaii's The 50th State? I Thought It Was A Suburb Of Guam.

They're Living Proof That The 3 Stooges Had Children.

You Can Win, It'll Just Cost You Some Money.

Its Amazing That Lou Ferrigno Can Talk With Fifty Pounds Of Cracker In His Mouth.