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We Find Just As Many Things To Rip On The Left As We Do On The Right. People On The Far-left And The Far-right Are The Same Exact Person To Us.

I See Santa Claus And Joseph Smith And Luke Skywalker As The Same Person.

I Think That Parents Only Get So Offended By Television Because They Rely On It As A Babysitter And The Sole Educator Of Their Kids.

What We're Always Looking For Is Weird Social Issues And Weird Connections To Make. Luckily For Them, There's No Shortage Of Material.

Me And Matt Love To Argue, But In General Our Sense Of Humor Is Pretty Much Alike.