Once We Used To Have To Crank

I Never Believed In Santa Claus Because I Knew No White Dude Would Come Into My Neighborhood After Dark.

Civil Rights: What Black Folks Are Given In The U.s. On The Installment Plan, As In Civil-rights Bills. Not To Be Confused With Human Rights, Which Are The Dignity, Stature, Humanity, Respect, And Freedom Belonging To All People By Right Of Their Birth.

The Only Thing I Like About St. Louis Is It Has The Best Zoo In America, In Forest Park. Washington University Is Next Door To The Zoo. Animals Get Out, They're Going To Eat White People Before They Get To The Ghetto!

So Why Would I Want To Call Myself A Conservative After The Way Them White Racist Thugs Have Used That Word To Hide Behind? They Call Themselves New Republicans.

White Folks Are The Luckiest People: Finally A Black President And He's A Behaved One. Went To The Best Schools, Best Colleges, Never Raises His Voice. I Ran For President In 1968. I Tell (audiences) If I Won, I Would Have Dug Up The Rose Garden And Planted Watermelon!