Once Upon A Time The Plural Of

His Movements Could Be Called Cat-like, Except That He Did Not Stop To Spray Urine Up Against Things.

It's A Terrible Thing For A Man When His Woman Gangs Up On Him Wi' A Toad

By The Time You've Reached Your Sixties, You Do Know That One Day You Will Die, And Knowing That Is At Least The Beginning Of Wisdom.

You Can't Trust Folk Songs. They Always Sneak Up On You.

Granny Knew All About Bad Fortune-telling. It Was Harder Than The Real Thing. You Needed A Good Imagination.