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bishops move diagonally. that's why
Bishops Move Diagonally. That's Why They Often Turn Up Where The Kings Don't Expect Them To Be.
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Bishops Move Diagonally. That's Why They Often
Terry Pratchett
Bishops Move Diagonally. That's Why They Often Turn Up Where The Kings Don't Expect Them To Be.
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