Once The Rockets Are Up, Who Cares

Alas, Irreverence Has Been Subsumed By Mere Grossness, At Least In The So-called Mass Media. What We Have Now - To Quote Myself At My Most Pretentious - Is A Nimiety Of Scurrility With A Concomitant Exiguity Of Taste.

Everything Is So Weird In Politics That It's Very Hard To Be Funny About It, I Think.

Life Is Like A Piano. What You Get Out Of It Depends On How You Play It.

The Lord's Our Shepherd, Says The Psalm. But Just In Case, We Better Get A Bomb.

I Went From Adolescence To Senility, Trying To Bypass Maturity.