Once The Rockets Are Up, Who Cares

As For Language, Almost Everything Goes Now. That Is Not To Say That Verbal Taboos Have Disappeared, But Merely That They Have Shifted Somewhat. In My Youth, For Example, There Were Certain Words You Couldn't Say In Front Of A Girl; Now You Can Say Them, But You Can't Say 'girl'.

Angels We Have Heard On High Tell Us To Go Out And Buy.

When You Attend A Funeral, It Is Sad To Think That Sooner O' Later Those You Love Will Do The Same For You. And You May Have Thought It Tragic, Not To Mention Other Adjec- Tives, To Think Of All The Weeping They Will Do. (but Don't You Worry.

Everything Is So Weird In Politics That It's Very Hard To Be Funny About It, I Think.

Don't Write Naughty Words On The Wall If You Can't Spell!