Once The Rockets Are Up, Who Cares

Life Is Like A Piano. What You Get Out Of It Depends On How You Play It.

Be Careful Not To Do Your Good Deeds When There's No One Watching You.

Alas, Irreverence Has Been Subsumed By Mere Grossness, At Least In The So-called Mass Media. What We Have Now - To Quote Myself At My Most Pretentious - Is A Nimiety Of Scurrility With A Concomitant Exiguity Of Taste.

I Have Always Found It Interesting... That There Are People Who Regard Copyright Infringement As A Form Of Flattery.

Disclaimer: If Anyone Disagrees With Anything I Say, I Am Quite Prepared To Not Only Retract It, But Also To Deny Under Oath I Ever Said It.