Once I Left Out What I Then

Coming Up Through The Ranks Of Any Calling Can Be Rough, But That Battered Soul Who Survives The Early Years Of Courting The Comic Muse Comes Close To Knowing What Only The Soldier Knows: What Combat Is Like.

Just Think Of All The Billions Of Coincidences That Don't Happen.

Nobody Is Going To Try To Confiscate Guns, Although Some Web Sites Know Better: President Obama, They Are Certain, Wants To.

Teaching Is An Art And A Profession Requiring Years Of Training.

I'm Not Freakishly Short. I Had, On My Show, Used Shortness As A Joke Subject; It Didn't Really Bother Me.