Once I Learned How To Talk, Personally,

I'm Not Against People Just Being Funny Or Telling Stories. I Don't Need To Delve Into The Soft, Dark Core All The Time. If It Happens, It Happens.

Whether People Know The Evolution Of The Conversation Or Not, I Don't Know, But Thematically, As A Comedian, I Stay In The Same Ballpark - Around My Issues And My Philosophy Of Life.

I Think Sharing Experience Makes Everything Better. When People Get Talking About How They've Overcome Something Or How They Haven't, It's Nourishing.

They Used To Have A Smoking Section At Most Airports. No More. They Now Have These Glass-encased Rooms. You're Not Just A Smoker, You're An Example To Other People. You're An Exhibit At A Futuristic Zoo.

It Amazes Me That We Are All On Twitter And Facebook. By "we" I Mean Adults. We're Adults, Right? But Emotionally We're A Culture Of Seven-year-olds. Have You Ever Had That Moment When Are You Updating Your Status And You Realize That Every Status Update Is Just A Variation On A Single Request: "would Someone Please Acknowledge Me?