I'm Not Completely Sure We Aren't All

Dogs Are Too Much To Handle. I Don't Need Anything In My House That's Needier Than Me.

I Look At Every Book As A Self-help Book.

I Don't Care What Anybody Says, I Think That George Bush Is Absolutely The Right President To Oversea The End Of The World.

We Live In An Age Where People Are Like, "i'd Love To Catch Up. Maybe Text Me Later? But Don't Call Because I Don't Really Listen To My Messages. But If You Text Me..." We've Displaced Interaction Into Sound Bites And Untethered Phrases And Sentences That Come Up On The Phone As Twitter Feed.

It May Have Lost Its Special-ness Forever And The Clubs Might Not Being Doing Well But I Think Standup Is In The Best Shape It Has Been In A Long Time.