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Mocking Hugh Hefner Is Easy To Do, And In My Mind Should Be Made Easier.

The Provincial Intellectual Is Doomed To Arguing At Low Level... There Is Still No Australian Literary World, Not In Sydney, Melbourne, Adelaide. It Is Some Consolation To Realise That There Is No Literary World In Birmingham Or Los Angeles Either. I Have Heard There Is One In Montreal, But I Don't Believe It. The Literary World Is In London And New York, The Only Cities Big Enough To Sustain Magazines Which Can Afford To Reject Copy.

All Television Ever Did Was Shrink The Demand For Ordinary Movies. The Demand For Extraordinary Movies Increased. If Any One Thing Is Wrong With The Movie Industry Today, It Is The Unrelenting Effort To Astonish.

Jimmy Connors Likes The Ball To Come At Him In A Straight Line, So That He Can Hit It Back In Another Straight Line. When It Comes To Him In A Curve, He Uses Up Half Of His Energy Straightening It Up Again.

As A Work Of Art, It Reminds Me Of A Long Conversation Between Two Drunks