John Boehner Will Be The New Speaker

When I Read Books It's To Escape. It's So I Don't Have To Talk To People.

Mentioning Jesus In Your Speech: Small Government. Doing What Jesus Asked: Big Government.

In America, We Know To Ignore Artists If They're Serious In Any Way.

A Mother Needs To Be In The Home Even When The Kids Aren’t. A Messy House Sends A Coded Message To Children: “i’m Not Loveable. Otherwise Mother Would Dust.

Thirty Seconds Is The Exact Amount Of Time Americans Can Tolerate Something They Don't Understand.