Omygod, I Haven’t Got Years. I’ll Have

On The Bright Side, I'm Sure This Isn't The Last Time You'll Ever Get Firebombed, So Maybe You'll Have Better Luck Next Time.

I'd Hate To List Our Specialties. Wreck Cars, Eat Doughnuts, Create Mayhem.

Oh, For God's Sake," I Said. "just Give Me The Stupid Thing." I Took The Panic Button And Stuck It Into My Super Sexy Miracle Bra. "gps," Ranger Said To Morelli. "probably I Can Find Her Breast Without It," Morelli Said. "but It's Good To Know There's A Navigational System On Board If I Need It.

I Wasnt Always A Writer. When I Went To College And Majored In Fine Arts, I Was A Painter. Then I Was A Stay-at-home Mom.

Make Sure Your Main Characters Are Likeable. They Can Be Flawed, But Your Readers Need To Be Able To Root For Them.