Omigod,' I Said On A Sudden Flash

You'd Tell Me If We Were Getting Married, Wouldn't You? I Mean, You Wouldn't Just Appear On My Doorstep One Day And Say We Were Due At The Church In An Hour.

I Disconnected And Made A Mental Note Not To Call Tank Unless I Was Bleeding Profusely, And He Was The Only Other Person On Earth.

These Are Desparate Times." - Stephanie Plum

Aren't You Something," Grandma Said. "i Never Saw A Midget Up Close." "little Person," Briggs Said. "and I Never Saw Anyone As Old As You Up Close, Either.

When I Was Six Years Old I Sprinkled Sugar On My Head, Convinced Myself It Was Pixie Dust, Wished Myself Invisible, And Walked Into The Boys' Bathroom At School.