Old Dogs Care About You, Even When

After I Retired And Came Off The Road, I Gathered Up All My Musical Instruments And Suddenly, I Wanted Them All To Be Perfect.

I Never Fixed A Story. I Didn't Make Judgments, I Let The Listener Make Judgments. When I Got To The End Of The Story, If It Had A Moral, I Let The Listener Find It.

My Theory Is If You Have A Religion, It's A Good One. Because Some People Don't Have Any At All.

Whiskey's To Tough, Champagne Costs Too Much, Vodka Puts My Mouth In Gear. I Hope This Refrain, Will Help Me Explain, As A Matter Of Fact, I Like Beer.

I Have Had Hundreds Of People Work For Me Over The Years, And I Don't Think I Ever Fired Anybody.