Old Dogs Care About You, Even When

I Have My Own Religion. I'm Sort Of One-quarter Baptist, One-quarter Catholic, One-quarter Jewish.

It Used To Be That Youd Have A Song Recorded By A Major Country Artist And If It Was A Hit, You Could Buy A Car. Now You Can Buy A Dealership.

I Love Coffee In A Cup, Little Fuzzy Pups, Bourbon In A Glass, And Grass.

After I Retired And Came Off The Road, I Gathered Up All My Musical Instruments And Suddenly, I Wanted Them All To Be Perfect.

I Never Fixed A Story. I Didn't Make Judgments, I Let The Listener Make Judgments. When I Got To The End Of The Story, If It Had A Moral, I Let The Listener Find It.