Old Age - That's When A Woman

Old Age - That's When A Woman Takes Vitamins A Through G, And Still Looks Like H.

All I Wanted Was Just What Everybody Else Wants, You Know, To Be Loved.

What Surprises Me In Life Are Not The Marriages That Fail, But The Marriages That Succeed.

I Always Thought That If I Ever Got Good Reviews I'd Be Happy. It's So Empty. It's Never What I Wanted, Ever. All I Wanted Was Just What Everybody Else Wants - To Be Loved.

Every Man I Knew Went To Bed With Gilda... And Woke Up With Me.