Old Age Is Second Childhood.

I Saw A Cavalry Captain Buy Vegetable Soup On Horseback. He Carried The Whole Mess Home In His Helmet.

You Cannot Teach A Crab To Walk Straight.

Meton (astronomer In 5th Century Bc): With The Straight Ruler I Set To Work To Make The Circle Four-cornered .

Full Of Wiles, Full Of Guile, At All Times, In All Ways, Are The Children Of Men.

Shall I Crack Any Of Those Old Jokes, Master, At Which The Audience Never Fail To Laugh?