I Saw A Cavalry Captain Buy Vegetable

No Man Is Really Honest; None Of Us Is Above The Influence Of Gain.

Wise People, Even Though All Laws Were Abolished, Would Still Lead The Same Life.

Shall I Crack Any Of Those Old Jokes, Master, At Which The Audience Never Fail To Laugh?

Ignorance Can Be Cured, But Stupidity Is Forever

This Is What Extremely Grieves Us, That A Man Who Never Fought Should Contrive Our Fees To Pilfer, On Who For His Native Land Never To This Day Had Oar, Or Lance, Or Blister In His Hand.