Old Age Is No Place For Sissies.

Never, Never Trust Anyone Who Asks For White Wine. It Means They're Phonies.

It's A Very Independent Male Creature That Lives Alone, And A Lot Of Independent Females Who Live Alone. It's All Very Sad But It's Much Easier For Both Sexes To Do It This Way Nowadays.

Good Actors I've Worked With All Started Out Making Faces In A Mirror, And You Keep Making Faces All Your Life.

May Each Of My Grandsons Know, At An Early Age, What His Life's Ambition Is -- And May He Be Successful In His Pursuit Of That Goal.

Among The Reasons Marriages Fail, Sex Ranks No Higher Than Fourth, Behind Money, Having Only One Bathroom, And An Inability To Communicate, Reasons One, Two And Three.