Old Age Is But A Second Childhood.

You Cannot Teach A Crab To Walk Straight.

Ignorance Can Be Cured, But Stupidity Is Forever

These Impossible Women! How They Do Get Around Us! The Poet Was Right: Can't Live With Them, Or Without Them!

It Is The Compelling Power Of Great Thoughts And Ideas To Engender Phrases Of Equal Size.

Women, You Overheated Dipsomaniacs, Never Passing Up A Chance To Wangle A Drink, A Great Boon To Bartenders But A Bane To Us--not To Mention Our Crockery And Our Woolens!