Okay, Take A Deep Breath, I Told

Do You Have Someone Watching Her House?” (stephanie) “that Kind Of Surveillance Only Happens In The Movies. We’re So Underbudgeted We’re One Step Away From Holding Bake Sales To Pay For Toilet Paper. (morelli)

By About The Sixth Romance I Knew I Wasn't In Exactly The Right Place. I Liked Writing Action. And I Wanted To Write A Book With A Little More Edge Than I Was Allowed In Romance.

You Need Teeth Like Mine!" Grandma Said. "you Can Just Mail 'em To The Dentist!

I Need To Look Like An Idiot At Least Twice A Day To Keep Myself Humble.

Some Men Go A Lifetime And Never Have Their Kid Blow Up A Car, But I Have A Daughter Who's Knocked Off Three Cars And Burned Down A Funeral Home. Maybe That's Some Kind Of Record.