Ok, In All Seriousness, I Would Say

A Man Divorcing Would Never Be Accused Of Choosing Career Over Children.

Being This Side Of 40 Feels Like What I Should Have Felt Being This Side Of 25: In My Body, In My Heart, Happy With My Life, And Ok With Whatever Bumps In The Road Present Themselves.

I Wanted To Be A Therapist If The Acting Didn't Work. I Also Did A Lot Waitressing And Odd Jobs. I'd Audition But Couldn't Get Hired To Save My Life. I'd Do Off-broadway Theatre And That Was Great And I Was Excited And Thrilled, Feeling Like, 'well, It's Off-broadway, But There's Still The Broadway In There.'

I'm A Bit Of A Clothes Hoarder, Admittedly. I Try To Weed Out Stuff. My Girlfriends Come Over For Cheese And Wine And Go Shopping In My Wardrobe. They Especially Love It When They Get Stuff With A Tag Still On.

Do I Have My Days When I've Thrown A Little Pity Party For Myself? Absolutely.