Oh, What's This In My Shoe? Red

You've Got To Be Pretty Confident That You're Good. If I Do A Show And For Whatever Reason No One Laughs, I'll Be Like, 'wow, Those People Are Weird'.

Come On, Man, I Got A Full Beard!

I Have A Couple Of 'doing Caps' In My Wallet. That's What I Call Condoms.

Whats The Worst That Could Happen?! The Worst That Could Happen Is He Could Cut Off Your Legs And Use Them To Make Stilts That Look Like Legs!

The Hardest Part About Rollerblading Is Telling Your Parents You're Gay.