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If Your Job Was Remotely Interesting, There Would Be A Show On A&e About It.

She Broke Up With Me. Didn't Really Tell Me Why. Luckily When You're The Guy, You Can Just Tell People She's Crazy. 'hey, Tom, I Heard You And Lucy Broke Up.' 'yeah, Man. Turns Out, She's Crazy.' That's What They Always Do On Entourage.

It's The Hardest Thing To Come Up With An Hour Of Material That Can Consistently Keep People Laughing.