Oh, I Just Sing Like I Hurt

On Saturdays I Worked All Day In Hunter Gaunt's Drugstore In Winchester, And Then At Night, My Mother Drove Me To Front Royal, Where I Sang Pop Tunes.

Boys, They Can't Take My Refrigerator Now. They'll Never Get My Car Now. I Paid Cash For 'em And They're Mine, And I'm Keepin' 'em!

If I Made A List Of The People I Admire, Mom Would Probably Fill Up Half Of It. She Could Do Anything And Everything.

Sitting Around The House Playing The Wife And Mother Is Driving Me Crazy.

I Recorded A Song Called, I Fall To Pieces, And I Was In A Car Wreck. Now I'm Worried Because I Have A Brand-new Record, And It's Called Crazy!