I Got Me A Hit Record And

On Saturdays I Worked All Day In Hunter Gaunt's Drugstore In Winchester, And Then At Night, My Mother Drove Me To Front Royal, Where I Sang Pop Tunes.

It Seems That Every Time I Stick My Neck Out, I Get My Foot Into Something Else.

Boys, They Can't Take My Refrigerator Now. They'll Never Get My Car Now. I Paid Cash For 'em And They're Mine, And I'm Keepin' 'em!

I Got To Be Constantly Reassured That Somebody Loves Me.

I Got Me A Hit Record And I Ain't Never Made A Cent From It.