Oh How Television Diminishes Everything.

Life Itself, She Thought, As She Went Upstairs To Dress For Dinner, Was Stranger Than Dreams And Far, Far More Disordered.

Oh Dear... It Really Is Rather Disillusioning. When One's Friends Marry For Money They Are Wretched, When They Marry For Love It Is Worse. What Is The Proper Thing To Marry For, I Should Like To Know?

Irish Gardens Beat All For Horror. With 19 Gardeners, Lord Talbot Of Malahide Has Produced An Affair Exactly Like A Suburban Golf Course.

If One Can't Be Happy, One Must Be Amused.

Always Remember, Children, That Marriage Is A Very Intimate Relationship. It's Not Just Sitting And Chatting To A Person; There Are Other Things, You Know.