I Am Sometimes Bored By People, But

To Fall In Love You Have To Be In The State Of Mind For It To Take, Like A Disease.

Children Should Be Like Waffles--you Should Be Able To Throw The First One Away.

I Do Love Translating; It Is The Pure Pleasure Of Writing Without The Misery Of Inventing.

English Doctors Have Killed 3/4 Of My Friends & The Joke Is The Remaining 1/4 Go On Recommending Them, So Odd Is Human Nature.

Always Remember, Children, That Marriage Is A Very Intimate Relationship. It's Not Just Sitting And Chatting To A Person; There Are Other Things, You Know.