Oh God, I Just Kissed A Vampire!"

I Really Hate Squires. (syra) (she Pulled Another Flat Bolt Out And Loaded It, Then Shot It At Otto. Moving So Fast He Could Hardly Be Seen, The Squire Turned Around And Caught It Without Flinching. He Held The Bolt Up To His Nose And Inhaled It Lovingly.) Mmm. Rose. My Favorite. (otto) Perhaps We Should Leave You Two Alone. (jess) Yeah, This Does Remind Me A Bit Of The Mating Rites Of The Mean And The Surly. (allen)

While I Respect Suicidal Tendencies On Most Days, You’d Do Well To Remember Who You’re Addressing And, More To The Point, What I Can Do To You. No One Says You Have To Go Back To Tartarus In One Piece. (acheron)

Let Me Guess, Velkan Wants To See Me? (esperetta) No. The Only Thing His Highness Would Like To See In Regards To You, Princess, Is Your Disembowelment. (raluca)

He Is Kind Of Like Yoda... 'there Is Only Do Or Do Not. There Is No Try.'" That Actually Succeeded In Making Her Laugh Through Her Tears. "you're A Star Wars Fan?" "oh Yeah. May The Force Be With You.

Oh, I Remember How Beautiful You Were. You Didn't Have Any Hair. You Were Such A Bald Little Booger, I Thought I Was Going To Have To Save Up To Buy You A Toupee.