Of Course We're Criminals

She Doesn't Quite Chop His Head Off. She Makes A Pez Dispenser Out Of Him.

But I'm Not Trying To Convince Anybody How To Vote Or How To Live. Nobody's Ever Successfully Accused Me Of Being Realistic.

The World Doesn't Make Sense Until You Force It To.

The Most Questionable Thing I Did Was Make Superman A Government Agent. If This Had Been A Superman Story, I'd Never Have Done That - And I Know That, Because I Have A Superman Story I Want To Tell Someday. In This Story, Batman Was The Hero, So The World Was Built Around Him.

The Noir Hero Is A Knight In Blood Caked Armor. He's Dirty And He Does His Best To Deny The Fact That He's A Hero The Whole Time.