Oaths Are But Words, And Words Are

When You've Told Someone That You've Left Them A Legacy The Only Decent Thing To Do Is To Die At Once.

Brigands Demand Your Money Or Your Life; Women Require Both.

From A Worldly Point Of View, There Is No Mistake So Great As That Of Being Always Right.

For Truth Is Precious And Divine, Too Rich A Pearl For Carnal Swine.

The Great Pleasure Of A Dog Is That You May Make A Fool Of Yourself With Him And Not Only Will He Not Scold You, But He Will Make A Fool Of Himself Too.