O All Who Give And Receive Gifts,

By Rights You're A King. If I Was You, I'd Call For A New Deal.

Life Is Made Up Of Sobs, Sniffles, And Smiles, With Sniffles Predominating.

We May Achieve Climate, But Weather Is Thrust Upon Us.

Now, Girls, If You Want To Observe A Young Man Hustle Out After A Pick And Shovel, Just Tell Him That Your Heart Is In Some Other Fellow's Grave. Young Men Are Grave-robbers By Nature.

Perhaps There Is No Happiness In Life So Perfect As The Martyr's.