East Is East, And West Is San

Except In Streetcars One Should Never Be Unnecessarily Rude To A Lady.

The True Adventurer Goes Forth Aimless And Uncalculating To Meet And Greet Unknown Fate.

Life Is Made Up Of Sobs, Sniffles, And Smiles, With Sniffles Predominating.

Of Habit, The Power That Keeps The Earth From Flying To Pieces; Though There Is Some Silly Theory Of Gravitation.

There Are A Few Editor Men With Whom I Am Privileged To Come In Contact. It Has Not Been Long Since It Was Their Habit To Come In Contact With Me. There Is A Difference.