I Don't Like Books, They're All Fact,

Nc Passed Law Against Global Warming Science, Therefore It's Not Happening. So I'm Ignoring Twitter's 140-character Limit, So It's Not Happ

Nothing Reassures Parents More Than Surrounding Their Kids With The Kind Of Guys Who Have A Lot Of Weapons And Nothing To Do On Weekdays.

I Am Down With The Latest Trends. And Everyone Knows, The Thing On The Streets Is Vampires. So I Have Been Biting People On The Neck.

They Say The Only People Who Tell The Truth Are Drunkards And Children. Guess Which One I Am.

When My Car Runs Out Of Gas, I Buy A New One. I Don't Want To Ride Around With A Quitter.