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Most People Tire Of A Lecture In Ten Minutes; Clever People Can Do It In Five. Sensible People Never Go To Lectures At All. But The People Who Do Go To A Lecture And Who Get Tired Of It, Presently Hold It As A Sort Of Grudge Against The Lecturer Personally. In Reality His Sufferings Are Worse Than Theirs.

About The Only Good Thing You Can Say About Old Age Is, It's Better Than Being Dead!

On The Same Bill And On The Same Side Of It There Should Not Be Two Charges For The Same Thing

We Think Of The Noble Object For Which The Professor Appears Tonight, We May Be Assured That The Lord Will Forgive Any One Who Will Laugh At The Professor.

There Is No Doubt That Many Things In Life Come To Us...at Backrounds So To Speak. Happiness Is One Of Them.