Now Is The Time For All Good

Many Years Ago In A Period Commonly Know As Next Friday Afternoon, There Lived A King Who Was Very Gloomy On Tuesday Mornings Because He Was So Sad Thinking About How Unhappy He Had Been On Monday And How Completely Mournful He Would Be On Wednesday.

Flattery Looks Like Friendship, Just Like A Wolf Looks Like A Dog. Food For Thought Is No Substitute For The Real Thing.

Man Tries To Swallow Meaning Whole As A Dog Would Eat His Dinner.

Too Soon We Breast The Tape And Too Late We Realize The Fun Lay In The Running. We Deny That The End Justifies The Means Without Ever Stopping To Consider That For Practical Purposes The End And The Means Are One And The Same Thing. If There Is To Be Any Satisfaction In Life It Must Come In Transit, For Who Can Tell When He Will Be Struck Down In Mid-method?

The Best Break Anybody Ever Gets Is In Bein' Alive In The First Place. An' You Don't Unnerstan' What A Perfect Deal It Is Until You Realizes That You Ain't Gone Be Stuck With It Forever, Either.