Now, I'm No Doctor, But I Am

I Just Don't Think A Lot Of Republicans Like It When Single Women Have Sex.

Between Ron Paul And Rick Perry, I Think The Lesson Is Don't Get Sick In Texas.

I Have A Theory That The Internet Makes People Stupider. And Also Fox News Makes People Stupider.

Newt Gingrich...is Absolutely For Bombing Iran And For Lowering Gas Prices. And I've Just To Say, You Can't Be For Both. They Are Diametrically Opposed.

In The Muslim World, Much Of It, They Cannot Conceive Of Something Coming Out Of The United States That Wouldn't Be Sanctioned By The Government, Because In Their Countries, Everything Is Sanctioned By The Government.