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It's Really Not That Hard. If I Do A Tonight Show, It's Six Or Seven Minutes. If I Do A Concert, It's 90 Minutes. If I Do An Interview, That's 15 Minutes. So By The End Of The Day I've Done Three Hours Worth Of Work.

I've Had People Come Up To Me, As Home Viewers, And Tell Me They Were Screaming At The Tv, Yelling At Each Other, Yelling At The Contestants.

If I'm A Game Show Host, Will Someone Buy A Ticket To See Me Do Standup? If I'm A Game Show Host, Will I Get An Offer To Do A Dramatic Role In A Movie?

Bobby's World Touched A Lot Of People. That's Why The Family's Last Name Is Generic. Uncle Ted Is Based On Uncles We've All Had.

The Success Of Any Stand-up Act Comes Out Of Life Experience.