Now I Don't Have Anything Against Mexican

Here In Hollywood You Can Actually Get A Marriage License Printed On An Etch-a-sketch.

The Next Time You Get The Urge To Shut Somebody Up Because They Don't See The World Exactly The Same Way You Do, Take A Deep Breath, Get Out Your Bill Of Rights, And Count To The Ten Amendments.

That Secondary Provides Worse Coverage Than A Guatemalan Hmo.

Homosexuals Are Entering The Mainstream, Because They're Becoming As Boring And As Tedious As Any Other Splinter Group.

If You're A Man And You Have Big Tits, Don't Wear A Tight T-shirt, Okay? It Confuses The Children!