Now And Then It's Clear To Me,

I Propose A Limitation Be Put On How Many Sqares Of Toilet Paper Can Be Used In Any One Sitting. Now, I Don't Want To Rob Any Law-abiding American Of His Or Her God-given Rights, But I Think We Are An Industrious Enough People That We Can Make It Work With Only One Square Per Restroom Visit, Except, Of Course, On Those Pesky Occasions Where 2 To 3 Could Be Required.

Deeper Than Temperature And The Extinction Of The Polar Bear Is The Idea That We All Share This Beautiful, Ailing Planet, Democrats And Republicans Alike.

As You Get Older, You Have Your Tribe Of Women That You Grow And Age Gracefully With And You Share Wisdom With. That's Your Clan. That's Your Family. That's Your Strength.

The Greatest Hits In Some Weird Way Marks The End Of Something.

I Think War Is Based In Greed And There Are Huge Karmic Retributions That Will Follow. I Think War Is Never The Answer To Solving Any Problems. The Best Way To Solve Problems Is To Not Have Enemies.