Such A Muddy Line Between The Things

I've Got No One To Blame For Every Time I Feel Lame.

I Propose A Limitation Be Put On How Many Sqares Of Toilet Paper Can Be Used In Any One Sitting. Now, I Don't Want To Rob Any Law-abiding American Of His Or Her God-given Rights, But I Think We Are An Industrious Enough People That We Can Make It Work With Only One Square Per Restroom Visit, Except, Of Course, On Those Pesky Occasions Where 2 To 3 Could Be Required.

We Talk About Defining Moments, But I Think Nothing Can Define You. They're All Refining Moments. You're Constantly Refining Yourself And Refining Your Life.

The Greatest Hits In Some Weird Way Marks The End Of Something.

I Try To Conduct My Life With A Little Levity.